7 Ways to Pick Up Girls Like the Devil

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Ok, we’re gonna take a little break from all that “normal” pick up advice and take a plunge into the dirty depths of just exactly how the devil would do it…

Remember – this is the devil we’re talking about. He don’t give a monkeys about “Fear of Approach“. Why would he be scared? He’s the Devil for crying out loud!

He’s not even gotta worry about the hot chicks he’s approaching turning  him down. If they so much as try, he can tell them to go to hell – and mean it.

If you see him in your area hitting on women, I suggest you try a different post code. It’s not worth it – Jack Reed

1) Group approaches are actually the easiest for the devil. He loves nothing more than a group of hot chicks that know it.

Picture this – There’s a group of super hot chicks, standing around loving the attention from all the wannabe guys just wishing they could approach.

All our guy needs to do is saddle up next to one of them and come out with any line he wishes. “Hey hot stuff, how’s about it?” (How rubbish is that?)

Quite clearly the Devil is lacking in the looks department.  For one he’s bright red, for two he has horns and for three, he just HAS to carry that damn fork around with him. Not to mention his tail!

So, the hot chick just point blank ignores him. Who cares? With a wave of his fork, she’s engulfed in flames. “Now who wants a date?” The remaining girls are clambering to get a date with him now!

2) Lies and deception are arguably the things our guy is the greatest at. Why wouldn’t he use it to his advantage?

So, he uses his tried and tested method of buying souls. He picks his girl, writes up a contract and sets to work. He promises her all the material things in life, and anything that she would go for and she can’t wait to sign her soul over to him.

But this guy is slick. In the small print is confirmation that she will be required to go out on a date with him whenever he likes. Sucker!

3) So, the devil sees his future girl with another man and he’s not a happy chappy. But he’s cool and relaxed, he’ll sort this out in no time.

Up he pops – explaining that the other guy has to go to hell for that act he committed with that sheep. Zap – off he goes into hell and our guy is left to pick up the pieces with a box of Kleenex and a “I know – it’s such a shame.”

4) The Devil knows and sees all and this is great news. The bartering power is insane.

How many hot chicks have dirty little secrets? No one is safe.

Have no fear. Our friend is at hand to make all those troubles go away. He simply offers her the chance to get out of going to hell in exchange for a date.

“Just sign here…” Remember point 2? Sucker!

5) Our guy doesn’t need to rely on Kino escalation. He is the best persuader known to man. A Nudge with his fork, maybe chuck in a wink for good measure and he’s got your number. Easiest closing technique I know of!

6) Why not take his persuasion skills further by representing future prisoners in the court of law? He hooks up with some chick who is bound to go down for murder and in exchange of a date – he can get them off, no worries.

Easy pickings.

7) Using the ugly mate – is always a winner. We’ve all seen it. A hot chick  with an ugly mate.

This is a win win for the devil. He simply uses a similar technique from point 3 and says the ugly mate is going down unless the hot one is gonna go on a date with him.

Remember I said it was a win win? Well if the hot chick decides not to, he can still zap the ugly one and that’s one less ugly chick to worry about!

Boy, that devil is one tough cookie. Let’s just be thankful he’s not into guys (I hope).

If you see him in your area hitting on women, I suggest you try a different post code. It’s not worth it